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Monthly Archives: October 2011

Blondes Queers Have More Fun

The Return of Pussy Faggot

Shane Shane

Machine Dazzle

Penny Arcade

Machine Dazzle

Shane Shane: Pretty

Penny Arcade

Shane Shane: Fag

Gay Bar Super Star



Machine Dazzle

Rubbing Beards

Penny Arcade

Machine Dazzle

Shane Shane: Dairy Queen

I Fags

We Were Born Here

We Will Die Here

Song by Heartless Bastards

Kings Island

A Daughter’s Mother

Like an Identical Twin

Confuses Time with Distance

Driving in Circles

While Boarding & Exiting

 Dreams Clouding Memories

We Saw

Where You Are Now

Where I was Then

Time is Like A Race

With No Finish Line

Like an Everlasting Gobstopper

Song by Apollo Heights

I U Mom

A Close Call in a Dark Bar

“Beware of The Night” She Said.

Crawling Out of The Woodwork.

Slithering Around Snake Holes.

Princes Turn Into Frogs.

 Sisters Become Mothers.

Good Girls Lose Inhibition.

 The Danger is Alluring.

 You’ll Be The Death of Me.



Caged Animals

Girls On Medication

Wake Up Sleepy Heads!

Eyes Wide Shut

Music by Passion Pit

My Date with Chris “Hot Date” Lindstrand

Meet Chris

Location: Midtown (East), N.Y.C.

Origin: Leuven, Belgium.

Occupation: Swedish Antique Dealer.

Hobbies: Flea marketing, horsing around, & Mechanical Engineering.

How We Met: Chris was a Navy Lieutenant with my best friend Shannon.

Interesting Facts: Chris’ real name is Per (pronounced like pear) and he was born on Groundhog’s Day.

The Dinner

It was my big night with Chris “Hot Date” Lindstrand, and just as luck would have it, it was raining cats and dogs. Wet weather can be such a drag, but it’s also an opportunity to huddle close, share an umbrella, and witness chivalry at its best. With that in mind I slipped into a mini skirt, grabbed an umbrella, and took my chances, rain or shine.  Chris suggested Banjara, a colorful, glimmering Indian restaurant in the East Village, to be the backdrop for our photo date. We had only just popped the cork to our wine and Chris was already racking-up some major “Art Star” bonus points for his confidence both behind and in front of the camera. Over the course of dinner we seized every photo-opp possible, played with our food, bonded over our pains of being the middle child, and rejoiced in our love for antiques and flea marketing. As dinner came to a close, Chris became concerned about the portions at Banjara being too small. Being a total gentleman, he wanted to make sure I was well-fed so I had enough energy for sex later (“Sex Jokes” bonus points!) I laughed out loud. Chris picked-up the check. We hit the road.

Gentleman Bonus Points

Laughing. Out. Loud.

Do Play with Your Food.

“Art Star” Bonus Points.


Horsing Around

After dinner we strolled around a wet and glossy Lower East Side. Chris took the bait and offered to hold my umbrella as we walked together in the rain. Normally this would have earned Chris some additional  “Chivalry” bonus points, but seeing that we were not walking nearly close enough, Chris failed to keep the umbrella over my head, resulting in some “Chivalry Fail” deduction points. Eventually the rain subsided  and we just horsed around for hours. I had a feeling that he and I could have a good time just about anywhere because of his Go-Go Gadget Navy Intelligence complimented by his fanciful whims ( “Agent Cooper” bonus points). We crashed stoops, shopped for fruit, and poked our heads into just about anything that looked fun. Eventually we stumbled upon a cozy secluded wine bar, tucked away from the bright signs and headlights of the Village and polished off a carafe of wine. We sat by the open windows transfixed in a deep silence, and for just a moment, it felt as if we were in Rome. That’s what I call magic.

Still Hungry from Dinner

Preparing for Dessert

 Hunter. Gatherer.

Smelling the Flowers

Mega “Art Star” Bonus Points

My Marlboro Man!

The Conclusion

Pros: Clever, F.U.N., and acute (not to mention cute).
Cons: Lives in Midtown and a bit too understated in his personal style.

Chris “Hot Date” Lindstrand’s got the goods. He is an adventurous outgoing gentleman who has no problem taking the lead or going with the flow. Our evening was effortless, humorous and even magical at times. I can’t wait for date two when we horse around his family’s antique store. The photo-opps will be endless!

Just look at this guy!

Song by Psychic Dancehall

I’m Gonna Try


Open Wide.

Take A Deep Breath.

Let’s Go!


Hanging Tough in Sequins.


Bring Home The Party!


Finish Your Drink.

Make Direct Eye Contact.

Get Nailed.

In Cloven Hooves.

Pork New York.

Shark Drowning in a Bar.

Blow Up Beds.

Clean Hair & Chandeliers.

Dance Only to Songs You Love.

Play Guitar!

And Be Yourself.

Be Foolish.

Stay Smart.

Always Wear A Tie.

Know Your Neighbor.

Kiss A Prince.

Don’t Be A Stranger.

Don’t Worry About Me.

I’ll Be Fine.

Get Lost in Thought.

Trust In The Universe.

Oh10 is For Lovers.

Lose Track of Time.

 But Don’t Forget About Me.

Music by Shimmering Stars

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