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My Date with Supermodel Luke Nel

Meet Luke

Location: London/New York/Zimbabwe

Origin: Zimbabwe, South Africa

Occupation: Supermodel

Hobbies: Going on missions, playing the hand drum, and meeting new people.

How We Met: Our paths crossed right in front of my apartment. Luke was playing a harmonica while riding his bike. I asked to take his photograph.

Fun Facts: Blonde| Blue| 6’1″| 38″| 32″| 15.5″| 9.5 UK| Also— Luke was twice on the cover of GQ Style and cannot say No to ANYTHING!

Fashionably Late

It was the first heatwave of the year and looking cool was not easy, especially as I waited almost an hour for my date to arrive. Luke got a last minute “modeling gig,” so I was sure he was just blowing me off, and I’m not the kinda girl that waits around, especially not in the sweltering heat. I was just about cut my losses and  write-off our date when Luke called insisting that he was en route and would only be a few more minutes (which ended up being thirty). Hot and bothered, I began tallying up his tardy points when, like some Avril Lavigne Sk8er Boi Dream come true, Luke came sailing in on a skateboard completely nullifying all penalty points. I have to admit that it was quite an entrance.

The Dinner

Luke thrives off of adventure and discovery so I decided to take the reigns on this date and show him a few hidden gems in this city that you won’t find in an issue of Timeout. I suggested Lupe’s East L.A. Kitchen for dinner because Luke and I instantly bonded over our love for coco water when we first meet. Not only is Lupe’s the cutest diner in all of  NYC, but they also serve fresh coco water right out of the coconut. We cooled off under the neon pink lights, sipped on pure bliss, and shared in a heap of laughs. Dinner highlights included our waiter Victor explaining to Luke what a taco is (“Precious” bonus points) and Luke licking salsa off his arm at the dinner table (“Double-Precious” bonus points). The table etiquette in Zimbabwe must be a bit different than in the States but I have to admit that I found it quite charming.

Cuckoo for Coco Water!

Victor Explaining The Concept of a Taco

The Date

Next on our agenda was Sheriff Uncle Bob’s Bluegrass Jam at the Grisly Pear. Luke is a big fan of Bluegrass music so it was an absolute must that he meet The Sheriff of Good Times. The bar was pretty crowded, mostly with musicians who were  jumping in and out of the jam circle. Sheriff Uncle Bob gave us both a warm welcome and cleared an entire bench of guitar cases and random instruments so that we could have the best seat in the house, thereby earning me some “I’m with the Band” bonus points. Shortly thereafter, Bob took a little break to hang out and catch up and even showered us with gifts! I got a copy of his new CD “Hold Whatcha Got,” and we both got one of his “Get out of Jail Free” cards, just in case we got into any trouble later in the night.

Luke & Sheriff Uncle Bob

Carly Sioux & The Sheriff of Good Times

Holy Hotness

Luke Wins Back Lost Points for Cruising in on a Skateboard

Paparazza Jack Pot

Luke Hits The Jack Pot for Talking-Up My Photo Blog

Got Holes in My New Skirt for You

His skateboard shredded my favorite skirt

The Conclusion

Pros: Is a Supermodel, things like Tacos are a new adventure, and he always says “Yes.”

Cons: Is a Supermodel, is prone to being fashionably late, and he always says “Yes.”

Luke Nel is adventurous, optimistic and did I forget to mention handsome?  He’s always in the moment, which explains his trouble with punctuality. Would I wait an hour again for him? I probably would— I’d try to do handstands for Luke! I’ve already booked my flight to South Africa, invested in a mosquito net body suit, and enough Raid to wipe out an entire species. Now I just have to get over my fear of I.O.U.S. (Insects of Unusual Size).

Goodnight Indeed

Three Artists

Plus Four Musicians

One Heart-Shaped Cookie Cutter

Equals an Art Opening Full of Ohioans

Ohio is The Heart of it All

Photo Bombed!

Ashraf Rijal

Heartbreaker

Erin Welsh

His Heart Smiles


Chinisha Scott Has A Fierce Heart


Terry Goldstein, Eat Your Heart Out!

Johnny Ramos has The Heart of a Lion 


Angela Hanks is Bored with Hearts

He Has A Tender Heart

Mael Gross Has a Big Tongue Heart

Gary Has a Story About Hearts

Brave Heart

Heather Skinner’s Shy Heart

A Hole Right Through His Heart

Zak Kapela

Jake & Sarah Share Their Heart

Isn’t So Sure About His Heart

Loves to Give Away Hearts

Carly Sioux

Silver Fox with a Heart of Gold

Eric Rothman

Subtle Heart

Elliot Ward

Ashlea Bonds is Wild at Heart

Lips

Josh Wickersham

A Sweetheart!

  ♥ Istanbul

Erik Illenseer

Djuna ♥’s her Dreads

Drum Roll Please!

And Best Heart goes to…

Josiah Wahlrab

Can You Feel My Love Buzz?







Shhh…My Date with My Roommate’s Husband!

Meet Alon

Location: Meatpacking District, NYC
Origin: Tel Aviv, Israel
Occupation: Bartender/ Singer Songwriter
Hobbies: Disco & Dancing
How We Met: Alon is my roommate’s husband!
Fun Facts: Under the pseudonym Alone, Alon will be producing his first solo album The New Black.

The Date

Alon picked me up at my place around midnight. Adriana, his wife and my roommate, was gone for the weekend so we were in the clear for pure unadulterated mischief. Our evening commenced with a few get-the-party-started cocktails while catching up on our latest and greatest. Being the resourceful guy he is, Alon also took this opportunity to squeeze in some quick father/son bonding time with his son Colle (earning him a few “Who’s Your Daddy” bonus points) and  then we  headed straight for the Newsonic Loft Party.

Sharing a Lollipop is Just Like Kissing!


 Dance This Mess Around

Newsonic was hot, sweaty and swarming with pheromones. Alon was very impressed with the dance scene, so I managed to score myself some “Hipster” bonus points for being in the know and getting us in gratis. Completely decked out in Christmas lights, tropical plants and found objects, Newsonic was the perfect place for us to get our groove on. Party-goers were wet, wild, and ready for just about anything. Alon and I danced late into the night, stayed hydrated on vodka sodas and even shared a lollipop! I must admit that the rest of the details are a bit blurry.

Alon Geva is Pure Disco

Jungle Beats


And then the inevitable happened…

I could not believe my eyes but a camera lens doesn’t lie. I took a quick break from the dance floor to refresh my glass only to return to the scene of Alon picking up another woman on our date! They both gave me cheeky grins as I approached, camera in hand, ready to document the most serious dating misdemeanor of all time. Alon explained that it wasn’t how it looked and that they were just being friendly. So, as the saying goes, you are what you eat, and that night I was just a big dumb sucker. They invited me to join in on their dance groove, so I obliged… with lollipop in hand.


BUSTED!

Alon caught picking up another woman on our date

At the scene of the Crime!

The Conclusion

Pros: Alon is taller than me, even in heels. He’s got the beat AND he sparkles!

Cons: He’s my roommate’s husband, and a Pick-Up Artist.

Alon Geva is Disco— but he is also my roommate’s husband therefore I must play the hoe’s before bro’s rule and keep it real.

Would I let Alon take me out and tempt me all over again?

Absolutely, I would follow Alon to the Dead Sea! Next time I’ll suggest Splash.

G’Night Y’all!



This Ain’t Hipstamatic.

It’s not 1992.

Wasn’t with an iphone.

This is film gone bad…on my Birthday!

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Danny Chavis & Carly Sioux

Adriana Molello

Chris Lindstrand

Joylene Ceballos

Katie Tzynik

Aryn DeKaye & Carlos Detres

Mia Hebib

Sarah Silver

Miz Stefani

Mael Gross

Heather Skinner

Kimberly Von Schoyck

Medge Sanon

Kevin Grevemberg

Aryn DeKaye

Sarah, Stefani & Carly Sioux

Carly Sioux

A special thanks to David Seixas from Lupe’s for making a girl feel special on her Birthday!

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