New York City’s Lower East Side is regarded as the heart of debauchery and abomination. It is within these few city blocks that one can easily find themselves in a dicey fix. It is the hours after 9pm that the shops close their store fronts; children are tucked away safely into their beds; and respectable citizens shut off their lights for the night. It is the hours after 9pm that seedy establishments welcome the corrupt and the crooked.
It might be shocking to observe these obscene acts against society. Cab drives, daughters, husbands, and youngsters; all respectable citizens indulging in La Dolce Nite Life. It is offensive to watch them consume multiple cakes, one right after another. The have been witnessed operating vehicles while intoxicated by these sugary substances. One youth was even reported smearing the sticky narcotics all over his face.
All though this behavior may appear far removed from your safe suburban neighborhoods, please be advised that this immoral behavior is spreading through out America. Keep a watchful eye on your loved ones, and together we can keep our streets confetti free.
Someone give that cabbie a cupcake.
Even grown men love cupcakes!
Devoured!
Smoke Cake
Mmmm Chocolate Cake!
Best tip all night!
Number one cupcake connoisseur.
She loves cupcakes too!
Classic Cake in the Face (part I)
Classic Cake in the face (part II)
True Story, “So I woke up this morning, with cake all over my face….and your card in my pocket.”
Fin
Social Realist 
